Friday, November 21, 2008

Klosterman on Axl

Chuck Klosterman just reviewed the new Guns N' Roses Album, Chinese Democracy, for The AV Club, and this is classic Klosterman. It's laboriously funny, great stuff. The first paragraph reads:

Reviewing Chinese Democracy is not like reviewing music. It's more like reviewing a unicorn. Should I primarily be blown away that it exists at all? Am I supposed to compare it to conventional horses? To a rhinoceros? Does its pre-existing mythology impact its actual value, or must it be examined inside a cultural vacuum, as if this creature is no more (or less) special than the remainder of the animal kingdom? I've been thinking about this record for 15 years; during that span, I've thought about this record more than I've thought about China, and maybe as much as I've thought about the principles of democracy. This is a little like when that grizzly bear finally ate Timothy Treadwell: Intellectually, he always knew it was coming. He had to. His very existence was built around that conclusion. But you still can't psychologically prepare for the bear who eats you alive, particularly if the bear wears cornrows.

2 comments:

Ashleigh said...

laborious? it doesn't strike me as laborious, at least no more so than the rest of klosterman's writing...

Dustin said...

True. But that's what great about his writing. It's also what sucks, but it's charming. You like charming.